ZERO SHOPPING DAYS LEFT!

MY BIRTHDAY SUIT

MY BIRTHDAY POEM

THIS IS THE DAY I WAS BORN I AM TOLD.
THEY SAY I AM 37 YEARS OLD.
THIS IS A FACT,
BUT THEY SAY I LOOK YOUNGER THAN THAT.
TO SOME YOU THIS MIGHT SEEM OLD,
TO CALL ME THIS WOULD BE VERY BOLD.
OTHERS MIGHT SAY "YOUR SO YOUNG";
BUT THEY ALL SEEM SO GLUM.
BECAUSE OVER THE HILL YOU MAY BE;
THERE IS STILL A COUPLE OF YEARS LEFT FOR ME!
IT SEEMS LIKE JUST WHEN I WAS A PARTYING HIGH SCHOOLER,
NOW I AM SO MUCH COOLER.
MY HAIR IS THINNING AND TURNING GREY;
BUT WHAT CAN I SAY, EXCEPT MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
TURNED ME THAT WAY!
YOU HAVE NO SHOPPING DAYS LEFT,
AND FOR THIS I AM SO BEREFT.
SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO FORGOT TO GET ME A PRESENT;
I HOPE YOUR DAY WASN'T VERY PLEASANT.
I KNOW I SHOULDN'T' BE THAT WAY;
BUT IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I LIVE IN A TREE AND NEED TO GO PEE! Sorry about that last part. It just sounded funny to me. And it is my BIRTHDAY. I wrote this little diddy in my hours of boredom at work the last couple of days. You got to love the picture of me in my birthday suit also. The best thing about today was that I got my favorite food, pizza, for the first time in years on my birthday. Just like when I was a kid. 'TILL NEXT TIME.

THE GREAT ONE